Friday, January 7, 2011

Submit your pet photos and win

Share your Most Valuable Pet with the world in Bissell's weekly photo contest for a chance to win one of their amazing prizes!

The public will vote on their favorite pets, and the grand prize winner will have their pet pictured on a BISSELL box, receive a BISSELL product and a $500 pet shopping spree.

 Plus, the grand prize winner will designate a favorite pet charity to receive a $10,000 donation. Just think about what $10,000 could mean for so many dogs and cats.

Bissell makes it easy to participate:
1. Register2. You can get your friends involved through your favorite social sites! 
3. Submit your adorable pets photos. 
4. You can vote for your favorite photo once a day!

Enter the contest at www.bissell.com/petcontest and start submitting your photos today for the voting that starts on the 11th.

Tail wags and purrrs..........

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No cats allowed in this bed.

Monday, January 3, 2011

Note to my animal companions:

The following is posted very low on a refrigerator door.


Dear Dogs and Cats:

The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.

The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Racing me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort, however. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other, stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out on the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.

For the last time, there is no secret exit from the bathroom! If, by some miracle, I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge in an attempt to open the door. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years - canine/feline attendance is not required.

The proper order for kissing is: Kiss me first, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

Finally, in fairness, dear pets, I have posted the following message on the front door:

TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS:

* They live here. You don't.
* If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. That's why they call it 'fur'-niture.
* I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
* To you, they are animals. To me, they are adopted sons/daughters who are short, hairy, walk on all fours and don't speak clearly.

Remember, dogs and cats are better than kids because they:

1. eat less,
2. don't ask for money all the time,
3. are easier to train,
4. normally come when called,
5. never ask to drive the car,
6. don't smoke or drink,
7. don't want to wear your clothes,
8. don't have to buy the latest fashions,
9. don't get odd places pierced and tattooed
10. don't need a gazillion dollars for college and
11. don't gossip about you behind your back.

Tail wags and purrs........


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